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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days, and God was tired of all the bickering. God said, "Enough, I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So they sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused; they did spreadsheets; they wrote reports; they sent faxes; they sent e-mail with attachments; they downloaded; they did some genealogy reports; they made greeting cards; they did every known job.

But just a few minutes before the two hours were up, lightening flashed across the sky. Thunder rolled, and the rains came down hard. And, of course, the electricity went off. Satan was upset. He fumed and fussed, and he ranted and raved. All to no avail. The electricity stayed off. But after a bit the rains stopped, and the electricity came back on.

Satan screamed, "I lost it all when the power went off. What am I going to do? What happened to Jesus' work?" Jesus just sat and smiled. Again Satan asked about the work Jesus had done. Jesus turned his computer back on, and the screen glowed, and when he pushed "print" it was all there.

"How did he do it?" Satan asked. God smiled and said, "Jesus Saves."

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